I know I am a real Cave Man because ...

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I have the blinds drawn closed in my man cave. I like it dark when I sit and watch movies in the living room. I know I am a real cave man, because I hate politics, I don't like getting out unless I need to fill up the fridge with more goodies. I know I am more like a cave man because I don't care if I shave or not, I don't really care if I wear the same blue jeans for 5 straight days because I don't sweat that much unless I go into the yard to dig like the troglites do. Cave man and people like me, are no different. I don't like driving, I don't want to even bother looking out the window unless I hear a car wreck and have to dial 911 to clear the street from several overturned vehicles. What say you? Are you a cave man? or are you a sophisticated and refined dude? Hey, if you like wearing a suit and tie, that's your perrrrogative.