Marriage Proposal Disaster #8

Tweet

Here is the latest marriage proposal that backfired. *Note: this is not a real event. My dearest Olivia, you are like a sparkle in my eye, my glass eye. You radiate like a furnace, ouch, I'm on fire. Your laugh is catching like a raving fever. Your lips are succulent like a fresh squeezed lemon. Your long, blonde hair flows down your back, covering up your tattoo of a winged scorpion. Yes, you are the one for me. In light of the fact that I am a little short of cash, I give you this decoding ring to wear proudly. Will you marry me for better or for worse? Please answer in the affirmative. If you say no, may I please have the decoding ring back. I got it at a Science Fiction convention. Oh yeah, I'm a die hard Star Trek's nut.