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@crossbones27 (52984)
Mojave, California
April 6, 2017 11:10pm CST
I made a rare trip to my old stomping ground. Saw one of my old favorite bartenders. She says, "Hey dude making another celebrity appearance." I think she is a little upset that I quit my former life and now cannot afford to raise her salary anymore off the dreadful bartender minimum wage.
I only had one clean shirt to wear, as my friend wanted to go and asked me at the spur of the moment. It is a Russian Harley Davidson shirt that I got from someone in my family. I like the Harley part, but there is a big anchor and star on it that just screams Russia.
I figure, oh well, Russia is cool, the Republicans and Trump say so. I honesty forgot I was wearing the shirt in public. Anyway, She asks me next, "is that a Russian Harley Davidson Shirt?" I say, "why, yes, yes it is, I work for the Trump administration now. Needless to say half the bar laughed and half were ready to fight. They say California is so liberal. Not in the parts I go.
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@crossbones27 (52984)
• Mojave, California
7 Apr 17
Actually that is pretty true, but some big cites also. True with most America really, and what type of establishments you go to. I am honestly pretty disappointed in the liberal universities and movement in general. I am not going to say I am big on them, but do favor their ideas when push comes to shove.
They let their ideology corrupt their common sense and that to me is the problem. Abraham Lincoln may have been A Republican but one of the only true liberals this country or the world has seen.
The difference is he did not let the way he thought get in the way of how the world actually worked. It was a bit easier back than though just because of less technology and less people. I do not know who can pull us out of this on merits alone in this time.
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@crossbones27 (52984)
• Mojave, California
7 Apr 17
@Plethos So true but at the same time he is a conman. Always something I keep in the back of my head. I know America is looking for something, but not going to find it this way. This country needs to do a lot of soul searching.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
7 Apr 17
@crossbones27 - its the citizens of the usa. a lot dont go around looking for facts or understand how to have a discussion of political ideology in which you respect the other point of view. its a weird time in american politics . a president who is not an actual member of either party. if anything, his win just showed how far off base both major political parties are. america was crying for a person who would fight back, and well, he didnt back down, while everyone else back pedaled.
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@crossbones27 (52984)
• Mojave, California
7 Apr 17
That is a bit exaggerated, good eye, but trust me if it was midnight, might have been some fights. You can tell when people randomly blurt out crude comments defending what ever they think they are defending. Most laugh it off, but some do indeed take it to far.
@crossbones27 (52984)
• Mojave, California
7 Apr 17
@crossbones27 Also it was not just the shirt but my comment with the shirt on.
@chrissbergstrom (10767)
• Banks, Oregon
7 Apr 17
Politics at a bar that is never a good idea lol
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@crossbones27 (52984)
• Mojave, California
7 Apr 17
Well, my old bar supposed to be safe and was but was a little worried at some of the comments that came, of course, had not been in a year or more and they did not know me.
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@teamfreak16 (43642)
• Denver, Colorado
7 Apr 17
In Soviet Russia, Harley Davidson rides you.
Worst joke I've ever made.
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@crossbones27 (52984)
• Mojave, California
9 Apr 17
I liked it it makes perfect sense to me. I notice people do not like when things make sense for the most part.1 person likes this
