"Oh, Like Hamburger?"

United States
May 30, 2017 10:45am CST
I picked up the phone and dialed the number that I had just looked up. The gentleman on the other line answered with "Monte De Rey Clemmons." I smiled, though I know he couldn't see it, and asked if I could place an order. Now, I am not sure how many of you place orders from dine in establishments (places you HAVE to pick the item up from) but a lot of times these places ask for a name. My name is Amber, and so I gave him that. "Oh like hamburger?" he says to me in English. I roll my eyes, again he can't see this. "Si, Amburguesa." I say, which, when translated, means "Yes, Hamburger." I am a regular patron of this establishment, and usually eat there on Mondays. However, instead of eating at the place I decided to get my usual order carried out. I imagine he recognized my voice, having been a regular for so long. When I placed my order, I did not include the order that my uncle, who usually goes with me, gets. With that being said, the gentleman then asks me "Quieres Mas?" Of which I replied. "No, quiero mas." "Quieres Mas?' is "Do you want more?" and "No, Quiero Mas" Obviously means "No, I don't." Now I am not very good with Spanish, so this is where our conversation ended. He did ask me if I knew which location, and I said yes and hung up after saying "thank you." Now, "Amburguesa" is my new nickname. I expected as much, but it was confirmed when I walked into the establishment and he said "Amburguesa" having recognized me. This isn't the first time I have been called "Amburguesa" and I imagine it won't be the last. Some might be offended by given a nickname that has to do with food. However, I have had nicknames to do with food my entire life. "Onion Head" and "Green Bean" were names my mother and father used to call me. "Amburguesa" or "Amburguesa Con Queso Y Papas Fritas" is a name that I was called because an old friend's boyfriend heard my name and also contributed it to the spanish word for Hamburger. "Con Queso Y Papas Fritas" means "With Cheese (so Cheeseburger) and French Fries." or quite literally "Fried Potatoes." Do you have a nickname that has to do with food? How would you have reacted to the scenario above?
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@Courtlynn (67089)
• United States
30 May 17
I do not. And wouldnt like one. Lol.
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• United States
30 May 17
Not everyone likes nicknames, I can understand that.
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@Courtlynn (67089)
• United States
30 May 17
@ScribbledAdNauseum i dont mind nicknames by close friends or family. But wouldnt like one about food.
• United States
30 May 17
No I don't but this was very entertaining hahaha Cute I must say. Nice that you two know eachother well enough to have this conversation.
• United States
30 May 17
@ScribbledAdNauseum Hmm I see ..I get the picture now. Not good.
• United States
30 May 17
@TiarasOceanView Yeah...... I still go to the place to eat, though I am pretty sure he's the manager / owner / however it works for Monte De Rey Restaurants.
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• United States
30 May 17
Well... I don't think it is quite like that. I wouldn't say we know each other well at all. He sometimes rings us up, and sometimes seats us, but that's all. He seems nice enough but I am always weary. When I worked up front? A co-worker of mine (who was subsequenly above me in rank) told me that he (the man from Monte De Rey) had stolen a $20 bill from our self checkouts. It wasn't our money but that of a customer's.... but still. The customer would inevitably call and ask about the change and we'd have had to of paid $20.00 out thus losing money...
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@snowy22315 (208932)
• United States
30 May 17
I don't no. Not sure I would want one..especially not hamburger lol
• United States
30 May 17
Yes, Hamburger is an odd name to give someone... I guess it could be worse though.
• United States
30 May 17
I don't have a food nickname. But, if the food is good and never a disappointment - I wouldn't mind. But if the food is a hit, miss - yes I'd mind.
• United States
30 May 17
@ScribbledAdNauseum As long as my food is legit & good. I don't mind =) I will be in & out in a snap!
• United States
30 May 17
I hadn't thought of it like that... Hmm, I don't think I'd want to be called Manicotti then..
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@amadeo (111937)
• United States
30 May 17
no do not.Never had a conversation with my ma and pa
• United States
30 May 17
You never spoke to your parents? Or you never knew them?
@amadeo (111937)
• United States
30 May 17
@ScribbledAdNauseum very hard to explain.They were immigrant from Italy. I was the ninth child.While growing up.My Ma die and Pa later on. They spoke very little English as I was told.Sad but that the way it is.
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
31 May 17
I've had a lot of nicknames, but never a food related one. Oh. Wait. I was briefly nicknamed Orange whilst at sixth form, but I shan't go into the reasons why!
• United States
31 May 17
Now I am just curious... but I imagine it can't be as bad Donald Trump's appearance...
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• United Kingdom
31 May 17
@ScribbledAdNauseum No, I've definitely never been orange in colour. :)
@shaggin (74987)
• United States
30 May 17
Lol that is so silly that you have been called food names all your life. The parents sure had some odd let names for you ha ha. It is nice that your so common at this restaurant that your voice was recognized.
• United States
30 May 17
I mean, I am not sure if that was it, but I think he recognized me on the phone. When I walked in he knew that it was me who placed the order anyway. "Green Bean" was because I loved green beans (with fatback) in them growing up. Still do, actually. "Onion Head" was because of the size of my head. That one was a little cruel haha but out of love. I can't remember who called me which.
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@prashu228 (37518)
• India
30 May 17
Lol nice nickname...