The one good thing the hype for Spider-Man Homecoming

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The internet ads for the upcoming movie "Spider-Man Homecoming" is starting to turn me off since I know the slogan "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." My complaint of Marvel Studios and D C Comics is that when they make a movie in cartoons like "All Star Superman" and "Batman: Under The Red Hood" and Marvel makes movies "Captain America 3: Civil War" is that they think I will fall for their gimmicks that extreme violence and cuss words will attract me to watch their movies either on DVD or in the theater. Since I am a fan of the Spider Man cartoons that are now in syndicated reruns on television from the 1960s was that Spider-Man would get knocked down in battle by either Dr. Doom, The Kingpin or Parafino but Spider-Man with a little help from his friends or his wits would win the battle. Ta-da the hype for these super hero shows and movies is the creation of the drum roll please The Ladies Of Portobelo super hero team who are identical twins Donna and Debi Isthmus and Panama Squirrel to be part of my fan fictions on Archive Of Our Own and Devianart. My latest chapter of the fan fiction called "Spider-Man And Kingpin: A Dream Team?" on Archive Of Our Own has gotten at least ten readers as the super hero team of Wordgirl, Captain Huggyface and The Ladies Of Portobelo assisted Spider-Man to say no to the Kingpin's desire to run for Mayor Of New York City which was based on a newspaper comic strip that came out in 1977. Keep on hyping the Spider-Man entertainment websites because my satire view of your heroes will have you asking me "Is it safe to wear my Captain America tee shirt on a Panamanian holiday in Panama>" I would answer the question "Is Wordgirl Wonder Woman's niece?"