Summer Camp (A Poem)

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Went to summer camp, Disaster was in the air. Tripped over a rock And knocked over a chair. Got poison ivy, Itching day and night. Made an enemy of a bully. Now I'm in for a fight. Campfire was a blazing. Allergies acted up. Told to take a drug test. Had to pee in a cup. Lost in a canoe race. Got sunburn the final day. Took a ride on a hay wagon. Found I'm allergic to hay. Summer camp, It's not for me. I'd rather stay home and vegetate Or be bound to an old, oak tree.