I Told Him There Was A Grizzly Bear In The House

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My brother is in his own world most of the time. So he does not see everything that happens in this house a lot of the times. We were outside talking about his new punching bag. For some reason, using the punching bag gets Brooklyn all excited, so we were smacking her around too. While doing so, I asked him if he has seen the "Grizzly Bear in our house yet?" He replies, "Grizzly Bear?" Yeah, "there is a Grizzly Bear that hibernates in our house. It only shows its face at certain times." We proceed to talk more about boxing gloves and tape, while still smacking the crap out of Brooklyn getting her all riled up. I knew that would get the Grizzly Bears attention. Sure enough, next thing you hear is a loud scratching on the window. We look up and there was the Mama Grizzly. Standing on its hind legs, Tongue flopping from side to side. Drool pouring out of Mama Grizzlies mouth and glistening in the California sun. The next was an awful grunting noise that pierces the ears. I ran quick to get Kai. so she could chase the Mama Grizzly out of our house. The problem is I could not find Kai anywhere. I looked high and low, no Kai. Wait, what is that? That is Kai in the window looking like a Grizzly Bear. Oh, my bad, thought it was a real Grizzly, really just a big ass dog. Saying, "let me out, I wanna play too!"