To My Dear Stalker

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Dear stalker, Thank you for constantly following me all this time like a shadow. I know you have been worried sick thinking about what I do, where I go, whom I meet, whether I eat properly or not, whether I have brushed my teeth before going to the bed, whether I wake up with the alarm, brush again, take a shower, put on something really nice (possibly black as it's your favorite color), use a mild makeup and don't overdo it, prepare breakfast, eat breakfast, eat more vegetables and greenies and lesser of carbs, chew properly on every morsel, drink water, plenty of water, if not juice, shut all electrical appliances and windows before I leave, lock the door properly, take my car from the garage, lock the garage door properly, lock the gates, wear a seatbelt always, drive slowly and follow the traffic rules and hand signals, promptly reach the office, wish my superiors properly, finish my assignments on time, eat properly on lunchtime without a fail, spend some quality time with the peers during that, work again, work meticulously, leave office on time bidding goodbyes to everyone, take my car, ride back to home, do not stop in the middle for a drink as it messes with the driving, do not give suspicious or unknown people rides on my way back, reach home promptly, open the gates, open the garage door, park the car in the garage, check if it's locked properly, close the garage door, close the gates, if possible lock them up, open the door, switch on the lights, hang my coat on the hanger, change my clothes, take a refreshing bath, dress on a gown, prepare something light and healthy and do not order from takeaways, eat it, chew properly, drink lots of water, do the dishes promptly, keep them in the dish dryer, watch some news, if not some documentaries, turn off the TV when feeling sleepy, brush before retiring, gargle on some Isodine, remove any makeup that's left, retire to bed, before retiring close all the windows and the doors properly, switch off the lights, use a dimmer instead, keep the mobile phone on silent mode, use the lowest possible setting on ac and do not use automatic cooling, and sleep without any interruption to prepare for another busy day. But now when I am this far away, I know you cannot come to me and "watch all over" on me again, so I thought I'll leave you this e-mail to your e-mail address(es) that you have used to ask constantly about me, telling you to not to worry about me anymore because I have found another person who is taking better care of me. He is my new boyfriend and treats me very well. So you do not have to worry about me anymore. But if you want then you can e-mail me anytime like you always do, not that you'll need my permission to do so, and I'll be sure to reply on certain occasions if possible as I'm busy with my new life here. Take care and have a nice day! ~ The girl who you have stalked all these years!