always sing a little ditty

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We watched Last Train to Busan on Netflix at the weekend. Have you seen it? It's a Korean {I think} zombie adventure. I loved it, mostly because it had REALLY FAST zombies. I love fast zombies. They're so much more sinister than those old-fangled slow ones. How anyone can ever fail to get away from a slow moving zombie is beyond me. I mean, really? The film didn't really teach me any new tips for a zombie-apocalypse. We all know that when the undead inherit the earth we need to bash their brains in if we're going to survive. But what should you do if you might be a zombie and the nervous soldiers with their guns don't know you might not be a zombie? Sing a little ditty, of course! Even if you can't sing, sing a song. Everybody knows zombies can't sing. I think that if I'm ever on the last train to anywhere I may well just lock myself in the toilet. I might let you in with me, if you ask nicely.