Went to a Pardon Party

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Went to a Pardon Party. It was a big event. They held the whole affair In a luxury tent. There was Donald Jr. and Kushner, Ivanka was there as well. And little Eric Trump Was ringing the family bell. Michael Flynn was singing. Steve Bannon was playing the bass. And Jeff Sessions was called to the podium To say a solemn grace. Kellyanne was drinking vodka. Sarah Huckabeen was drinking gin. And Paul Manafort along with Carter Page Decided to quietly sneak in. Pence came in a tuxedo Along with his darling wife. And there was Stephen Miller Giving his right wing advice. The band was playing loudly. There would be more guests Attending the affair. Robert Mueller was the featured speaker Playing a game of Truth or Dare. Well it's going to happen soon. Donald Trump will lead a toast. He will pardon everyone at the party. After all, he is the host. The members of Congress Frowned when they heard of the affair. The Republicans were in a frenzy And deep in a funky despair. But it is a Pardon Party. Donald Trump is having his way. He will resign in utter disgrace The very following day.