If Ever This Happens To You, What Are You Going To Do?!
By julito
@antonbunot (11146)
Calgary, Alberta
September 21, 2017 8:52pm CST
A popular writer wrote - "There is a solution to every problem and an answer to every need." Usually business people come up with a perfect solution to a particular problem in their business by means of brainstorming session. But what if you are faced with a problem and you are alone?
Let us say you are in the mall and all of a sudden you need to go to the toilet to discard excess of digested foods. While sitting on the toilet bowl you notice there is no roll of toilet paper and you forgot to take with you your box of tissue paper. OMG!
What are you going to do?!
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12 responses
@louievill (28846)
• Philippines
22 Sep 17
First thing 1 would do is look in my wallet for reciepts, useless scratch papers, its a pity they no longer print paper 1 peso, 5 peso 10 peso bills in the Philippines 
If this does not work I would use my 100 percent cotton underwear, ( hate to part with a prized possession but it has to be done lol) problem solved, flush......no one would know or apprehend you for not wearing underwear inside the mall
If this does not work I would use my 100 percent cotton underwear, ( hate to part with a prized possession but it has to be done lol) problem solved, flush......no one would know or apprehend you for not wearing underwear inside the mall2 people like this
@louievill (28846)
• Philippines
22 Sep 17
@antonbunot and I'm also a good chess player lol, now give me my prize for a good answer, a new set of 100% cotton underwear, that one I flushed was a gift from my wife
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Sep 17
@louievill Okay , , be very, very careful in pulling up the zipper of your pants then . . You may have a very painful problem! , , You must be a successful businessman like @toniganzon . . you are good in brainstorming for solutions.
, , You must be a successful businessman like @toniganzon . . you are good in brainstorming for solutions.2 people like this
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Sep 17
@louievill I got Reebok cotton underwears large size . . I will send you one thru pay pal one to replace your fruit of the loom or nike underwear that you flushed in the toilet. . . I am a lousy chess player. 
. . But next time you bring an extra underwear with you . . .
one to replace your fruit of the loom or nike underwear that you flushed in the toilet. . . I am a lousy chess player. . . But next time you bring an extra underwear with you . . .2 people like this
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Sep 17
@Lucky15 No, there is a solution! Think!
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@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
22 Sep 17
@antonbunot I don't want to think. hahaha
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@1hopefulman (45111)
• Canada
22 Sep 17
You can ask another visitor for assistance. He might be able to give you some toilet paper from another stall. You can use a piece of clothing and throw it out. I have never been in that situation yet.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
27 Sep 17
@anindilasen . . You mean you take with you a small jug of water?
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
2 Oct 17
@aninditasen @aninditasen In the west water is not available inside the toilet. I mean water intended to wash to clean instead of using toilet papers. And it is not a practice (in the west) to clean with water ourselves (except our hands) after using the toilet.
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@aninditasen (18202)
• Raurkela, India
1 Oct 17
@antonbunot Most toilets/bathrooms in India have water and I always check the water supply before using a toilet.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Sep 17
@JustBhem What if you forgot that something in you LOL? It happened to me.
to me.1 person likes this
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Sep 17
What if you don't have a handkerchief?!
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Sep 17
@antonbunot then use leaves from sears roebuckl cata log as we used to do im out houses as a klid
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@aureliah (24687)
• Kenya
22 Sep 17
@antonbunot Thats why I make sure I go with my handbag or check the tissue first.
Thats why I make sure I go with my handbag or check the tissue first.1 person likes this
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Sep 17
@antonbunot wromg I always carruu tisses as Im
allergoc amd meed to blow m,u nose a lot do not tell my what I carry in my owm h amd bag
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Sep 17
@Hatley . . Usually these days we don't bring handkerchief. We bring a box of tissue papers with us . . So, what are you going to do?
@toniganzon (77320)
• Philippines
22 Sep 17
Fortunately, we, women, use pantyliners. In case you have no idea what that is, it's that thin, cottony pad with adhesive that we attached to our underwear that keeps us fresh all day long down there.
So, in case I don't have a wet wipes or tissue with me (which normally doesn't happen to me at all), and given that there's no bidet in a public toilet, then I will use that pantyliner. If, however, I don't have a pantyliner at all, I always have my hobonichi planner with me. Paper!
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@toniganzon (77320)
• Philippines
23 Sep 17
@antonbunot I'm not sure if all ladies do that, but I do.
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
22 Sep 17
@toniganzon . . LOL . . so, you are an exception. Do all ladies use pantyliners?!
@bluesa (15022)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
24 Sep 17
Oh! You made me laugh now! No woman ever wants to be faced with this situation @antonbunot. I would holler for help though and hope someone can pass a toilet roll to me.
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@bluesa (15022)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
25 Sep 17
@antonbunot , lol! I do not have a hubby, I am single, free as a bird, lol. Who are you going to be visiting that is special? But okaaay, if I ever get caught like that, I'll text you for help! 
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
25 Sep 17
@bluesa Okay . . that is one solution. But if it happens that you are alone in public toilet and you are in this awful situation . . I suggest you call or text your hubby , , or just in case I am in your town to visit someone special, just text me and I will come to where you are holed in to hand you a double-roll of toilet paper.
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
22 Sep 17
use tap water. or not, wait until the comfort room is empty and run outside, get a 'tabo' with water, and wash your behind.
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
25 Sep 17
@ridingbet That is good . . but what if you forgot to take tissue papers?!
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
23 Sep 17
@antonbunot not i, but others. i always take some pieces of toilet tissue whenever i go to the restroom.
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
27 Sep 17
@antonbunot i will wake up quickly. maybe i am just dreaming. hahahaha!
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@Hannihar (130150)
• Israel
16 May 18
@antonbunot
I usually seem to have tissue in my pockets so ue that.
