James and the Giant Peach
By LilyLoretta
@LilyBeBack (1994)
United Kingdom
September 24, 2017 2:58am CST
When I say James, I do of course mean Leonard.
By giant I think it's quite clear I mean mouldy.
And we all know peaches and apples are completely interchangeable.
I've just found an extremely mouldy apple hidden behind an item of furniture in the living room 
No need to wonder as to who's the culprit 
It's usually rice cakes in the toy box, or raisins under the settee, but a mouldy apple behind the towels is a new low 
No need to wonder as to who's the culprit
It's usually rice cakes in the toy box, or raisins under the settee, but a mouldy apple behind the towels is a new low 2 people like this
3 responses
@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
24 Sep 17
Oh no behind the towels? Cripes lol
I want to hug him, look at the little love
I want to hug him, look at the little love1 person likes this
@LilyBeBack (1994)
• United Kingdom
24 Sep 17
I know I don't actually know how he even reached that area, he's got surprisingly good aim for a toddler though so he might have thrown it :')
That picture shows the beginning of his new love for climbing inside things, lol
I don't actually know how he even reached that area, he's got surprisingly good aim for a toddler though so he might have thrown it :')
That picture shows the beginning of his new love for climbing inside things, lol1 person likes this
@LilyBeBack (1994)
• United Kingdom
24 Sep 17
@TiarasOceanView haha thanks, I was just going to go for Leonard and the Mouldy Apple but it wasn't obvious enough
Don't be fooled by those eyes, he uses them almost solely for wrangling biscuits out of me
Yes! Rounders, I was rubbish at sports at school but I did once win a game of rounders for my team by (completely accidentally) catching the ball hit by the best player
Don't be fooled by those eyes, he uses them almost solely for wrangling biscuits out of me
Yes! Rounders, I was rubbish at sports at school but I did once win a game of rounders for my team by (completely accidentally) catching the ball hit by the best player1 person likes this
@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
24 Sep 17
@LilyBeBack Oh yes he probably threw it..get him into baseball lol
Rounders is it?
haha
I love his eyes!!
I love your title..very clever Lily.
Rounders is it?
haha
I love his eyes!!
I love your title..very clever Lily.1 person likes this
@petatonicsca (7070)
• Japan
24 Sep 17
As my friend used to say to her cat, "you'd better stop making a mess or I'll exchange you for a goldfish."
1 person likes this
@LilyBeBack (1994)
• United Kingdom
24 Sep 17
Thanks 
I wish I could work out why my pictures keep appearing sideways, they're the right way round on my phone 
It's a good job he's cute, nobody else would get away with littering my house with food on such a constant basis Mouldy apple actually made me gag
I wish I could work out why my pictures keep appearing sideways, they're the right way round on my phone
It's a good job he's cute, nobody else would get away with littering my house with food on such a constant basis Mouldy apple actually made me gag 