at the hairdressing salon

United Kingdom
January 30, 2018 2:15am CST
I went to see the hairdresser last night. My usual salon was closed, so I popped into a new one in town, one with enormous steps and a basement, and plants in the window. It was a busy little salon, but the hairdresser took my pennies {£6, a bargain} and assured me that I was next. I wasn't next. As other people came in, they were next. She'd direct them to a chair and do their hair. She reassured me that I was next. Three hours later, when a large Turkish family came in, it became apparent to me that I would never be next in this particular place. I demanded my money back. The hairdresser huffed, puffed, told me I really would be next, but then relented and grudgingly returned my pennies to my outstretched hand. I don't often try to analyse my dreams, but this one is self-explanatory. In the staffroom yesterday we were chatting about my pain when visiting the hairdresser, with all that small-talk and all those mirrors. Pure horridness. Also, there's a brand new Turkish barbershop in town {because what the folk in my little rural town really need is somewhere else to get their hair done and beautify themselves} which seemed exceedingly busy at the weekend. But, sadly, it's the topic of worthlessness hinted at in the dream which seems even more accurate. Yesterday was a down in the dumps day. That's the bestest way I have of describing it. No Oompf, a smile which hid a multitude of swirling thoughts of emptiness, and a sudden desire to just stand up and walk out of work, just because ... I can see in your window. Put a top on, old man!
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@xFiacre (14784)
• Ireland
30 Jan 18
@poppylicious I do wish people wouldn’t open their curtains in the morning before covering themselves. It’s a crime against humanity even if they are super attractive which they rarely are. Why is it never the nice looking ones with lovely underwear who expose themselves thusly?
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• United Kingdom
31 Jan 18
It is a trifle weird. Of course, Husband tells me off for forgetting to draw the bedroom curtains before whipping my clothes off ... obviously you're just not looking in my window!
@Courtlynn (67089)
• United States
30 Jan 18
So you went to a salon, or you were dreaming
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• United Kingdom
31 Jan 18
I was dreaming. Definitely dreaming.
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@Courtlynn (67089)
• United States
1 Feb 18
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• Preston, England
30 Jan 18
you were right to be angry. As the next customer to enter you should have been next
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• United Kingdom
31 Jan 18
If I ever meet the dream hairdresser in another dream I shall be sure to tell her the rules!!
@peachpurple (13961)
• Malaysia
31 Jan 18
If that is a real saloon, you shouldn't give the money in the first place, bad experience
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• United Kingdom
31 Jan 18
Just a dream.
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@peachpurple (13961)
• Malaysia
1 Feb 18
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@sw8sincere (6032)
• Philippines
30 Jan 18
It is not really appropriate to be undressed while the windows are open without any curtains but I ajm glad you still have waited your turn in the salon. =)
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• United Kingdom
31 Jan 18
I never did get my turn. I think she was a local hairdresser for local people. Thankfully she was nothing but a dream.
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@Courage7 (19626)
• United States
30 Jan 18
A man with no top..well I never
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• United Kingdom
31 Jan 18
I know! Who'd have thunk!?
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@Courage7 (19626)
• United States
31 Jan 18
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@WorDazza (15826)
• Manchester, England
30 Jan 18
I have one of those who insists on walking around in a pair of boxer shorts in front of his fully lit window just across the road from the park I walk Hugo the dog in every morning!! I've never quite worked out why every poxy little one horse town seems to have more than it's fair share of hairdressers, tanning salons and nail bars!! Maybe it's the others in your life who are not worthy of you!! Think of it that way!
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• United Kingdom
31 Jan 18
Ah, yes. I need to flutter my wings and fly away to find folk more worthy of me! Not just beautifying places ... take-away establishments too! We have ten of them, one for every thousand people. Three pubs. Two churches. Six hairdressers. Two barbershops. Three beauty/nail salons. We are fat, but pretty.
@Hannihar (130150)
• Israel
16 Mar 18
Wait, if I missing something? Was the beauty salon a dream or did it really happen?