Fortune Cookie Sayings #28

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Fortune cookie sayings are back. Here are five fresh ones for you to peruse: 1. Never knock on wood with your head unless you are a woodpecker. 2. If you procrastinate, you are unlikely to read the end of this fortune. (And it has a hot ending) 3. Quit beating around the bush. Confront the bush head on a take a big whack at it. 4. Super sizing your meal will lead to a super sized waistline. 5. If you bare your fist at a bully, they are bound to be coated with bruises in the end.