Fortune Cookie Sayings $30

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Time for a little bit of fun. Open up a fortune cookie and see what's in store for you. 1. If you are running on empty, please don't fill yourself up with gas. 2. A body that is built like a rock doesn't mean a thing if your brain is built like rock as well. 3. If you have fowl breath, you have indulged in too much chicken. 4. Don't jump into a pit of poisonous snakes unless you want to be hissstory. 5. You'll never hear a lot of coffin from a man that is buried six feet under.