No Experience Necessary for Trump
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
March 31, 2018 2:40pm CST
You don't need experience.
You don't need a resume.
When it comes to working for Trump,
This is all you have to say:
You're the greatest,
The best,
You're highly intelligent.
I must confess.
You're the leader.
We are so blessed.
You're so popular,
And better than the rest.
I would be honored
To work for you.
I only have a few
Minor issues.
My keyboard skills are lacking.
I'm completely disorganized.
I haven't had a real job
Since 1995.
I haven't got a clue
To what this job requires,
But I know that you'll like me.
So please go ahead and hire.
Oh Trump, you are the one.
I'll kiss you on the cheek.
I just require a little pay
Like $3,000 a week.
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3 responses
@LaDeBoheme (2004)
• United States
31 Mar 18
"Oh Trump, you are the one.
I'll kiss you on the cheek."
You are referring to his a** cheek, correct? 
@bagarad (14283)
• Paso Robles, California
31 Mar 18
I respectfully disagree. He has many good people with excellent resumes. And it's my opinion that the alternative to Trump would have been much worse. The trouble is that those who know too much about that seem to die rather suddenly. I'll leave it at that, since I really don't like discussing politics here. It depresses me and it's too lovely a day to be depressed.
