Lunar Tick in an age of cheese puffs

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The cow jumped over the moon and spilled it all over the place, resulting in the moon being made of cheese. A lunar tick is a parasitical insect that sucks the blood from the blood moon and makes loud howling sounds with the moon is full. My moods change with the cycles of the seasons thanks to Mr. Moon, the first Lunatic I look up to at night to wonder if I am a bit like that cave man, Moon Watcher, from the story about a large chocolate bar monolith that stands vertically in the ground and awakens the ancient cave dwellers to the message that we are not alone in the universe and can rule by becoming a leader using a very big stick to bonka bonka the enemy on the head til he's dead. This was a random rambling by an average white guy from Texas. Watch this very funny video from YouTube.