What Is the Funniest Name You Have Actually Heard Used In The Real World?

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Today's slang really confuses me and makes me wonder who thinks up all this stuff... I am slowly learning some of the slang, which I would have ever guessed on my own... 1. Going Cougar I think this means going with a younger person? 2. Going Commando I think this means not wearing any underwear? 3. Sugar Daddy I think this means staying with a man simply for his money to buy you things? 4. Bling Bling I think this means liking things that are shiny and sparkling? Kindly tell me if I am wrong on the above. What are some of your funniest?