Fortune Cookie Sayings #37
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
April 30, 2018 7:49pm CST
Monday is a good day to read a fortune cookie saying. Enjoy!
1. Rice is nice, but don't mix it with ice.
2. If you are the weak link, plan to patch it up with super glue.
3. The sky is falling in love with the sun. They'll be singing the blues tomorrow.
4. A kiss made of steel is not worth stealing.
5. If you see a swarm of mosquitoes, don't say SOB. Say Son of an Itch instead.
1 response
funny words