The NOAH'S ARK - Theory Based On My Vivid Imagination

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Yesterday I read an article about a replica of the biblical Noah’s Ark. In fact, there is a story that some parts of the Noah’s Ark were found on top of Ararat Mountain in Turkey. I am skeptical about the existence of a Noah’s Ark, which was supposedly built by Noah, a man of God, to save his family and pairs of all animals on earth from floods caused by non-stop heavy rains for days. The Noah’s Ark, if ever there was, must be 10 times the size of a commercial ship to fit all the pairs of animals on earth. And where the heck did Noah get the tools and equipment to build a ship of that enormous size?! There was no Home Depot or Lowe’s during that period. Unless God used His wan to help Noah built the first state-of-the-art Ark. That would be cheating, denying Noah's legacy. How did he make all those animals behaved so as not to rock and sink the ark caused by synchronized sex, fighting, and so on? A theory based on my imagination is – Noah collected all the sexual reproductive organs of the animals, re-attaching them when the rain, flood, and winds subsided. When it was time to let the animals go back to the ground to multiply, I can imagine vividly that Noah was very excited and happy that his sense of humor worked when he started to distribute and to re-attach the reproductive organs of the animals. He teased the male monkey by handing him the reproductive organ of the elephant. The good monkey did not accept it. His female partner pushed and yelled at him to take it. He did not listen. His partner went ballistic, picked up a 2x4 piece of wood and all hell broke loose inside the ark. The male monkey suffered from broken ribs, dislocated hips, and bloody nose. After that incident, world peace and economic stability reigned on earth. And I believe that was the actual beginning of the baby-boom - - not after World War II as claimed by historians. Anyway, no pressure to believe my theory regarding the Noah’s Ark. This is just my theory, similar to the theory of democrats that Trump campaign colluded with Russia. And I firmly stand my ground to say: THERE WAS NO NOAH’S ARK. Thank you for reading and let the discussion start rolling!