There's a dummy in tin foil, lost and refusing to ask for directions out there somewhere
By AmberLynn
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
United States
December 13, 2018 5:24pm CST
In the meantime I've had a guy tell me he wouldn't ghost me but did (ghosting as in just disappearing), a guy who I wasn't dating but had to break up with, and a guy who bought me a necklace after our sixth message.
Well, maybe it was ten messages. Maybe it was a necklace he had laying around, or maybe it was a picture he found online. All I know is it was in a box on what looked like a bed.
Sorry dude, I don't know you that well. I certainly HOPE you didn't actually buy that for me, but something tells me you might have.
I found all the weirdos if anyone's wondering. Now where's my dummy in tin foil? (knight and shining armor)
*Just my woes of trying to get back out in the dating world
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4 responses
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
14 Dec 18
Thank You! I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
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@thislittlepennyearns (68246)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
14 Dec 18
Oh Lord. The necklace story takes the cake.
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
14 Dec 18
I didn't respond and he hasn't messaged me since. All sorts, really.
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
14 Dec 18
Why on earth would you want a lost dummy in tin foil, when you should be aiming for a prince in silky boxers?! I used to find a lot of weird blokes online. Then I met the weirdest and he became my Husband. ;)
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
14 Dec 18
I figure I would aim for a dummy in tin foil and hope for a prince in silky boxers instead. That way, I can be pleasantly surprised for the better catch.
I met my ex husband the old fashioned way (through a friend) but all of my friends are married as are there other friends!
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
13 Dec 18
Nah, you didn't find em all. There's still a few out there you haven't met yet.
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
13 Dec 18
I am sure I''ll find them, just give me time. 
