idiot mittens

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in her quest to do all things annoying,my mother claims she can "no longer get gloves on". she can..she just doesn't want to. she'll refuse to wear hats in winter,then b*tch her head is cold the whole trip. last time i put it on whether she liked it or not.if she wants to act like a child,i'm gonna treat her like one. which leads to the subject:idiot mittens. this is what they always called them when i was growing up. for people who don't know what i mean- they're fingerless gloves connected by a string..or clips sometimes. usually they're meant for kids,so they won't lose them. same concept applies with her. that's what you get for putting them on me as a kid. be glad you're not getting the snowsuit of immobility.