What Actually Happened on that Night in November 2016 (US Election Night)

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Two parties had primary elections to decide who would be their party's nominee for President of the United States. The DNC, the Incompetent Press and Hillary Clinton colluded against Bernie Sanders, making the heir apparent for the Democratic Party nomination. For the Republicans, the outcome wasn't so obvious. The candidate everyone considered the impossible got the nomination. So we had two people running for President. A Conman who had to pay a sizable settlement to make charges of running a fake business school go away vs a traitor and thief who helped her husband get away with sexual assaults for decades. So Hillary Clinton showed up to the DNC ready to accept her coronation. She only had an acceptance speech prepared. It took her three days to finally pull herself together to make appear in public again. She was ever very good at taking disappointment. lol Donald Trump won the surprise of the century. In a reality that the Left still can't get themselves to admit, he is the President of the United States. So now we have the Democrats falling all over themselves accusing Trump of every crime under the sun, forgetting and denying that their candidate, their chosen one, their queen, is a criminal too. But hey, the only real purpose of the two parties is to help their candidates get away with their crimes. At the federal level, there really isn't any other modern purpose for them... And they can both rot. The best thing that happened that November night was Hillary Clinton didn't win. But hey, if the DNC and Incompetent Press had of left well enough alone, we'd probably be saying President Bernie Sanders now. But the criminal DNC just couldn't let that happen. They had a Queen to crown.