Why Can't I Sleep Standing Up in the Shower.
By ParaTed2k
@ParaTed2k (22940)
Sheboygan, Wisconsin
May 10, 2019 8:40pm CST
Sleeping while standing up is a skill acquired by most military basic trainees. Standing in formations so long, with so little sleep just kind of naturally develops the habit.
It's not often, but it does happen once in a while. Standing there watching TV or other braid dead activities, I just drift off. It's not like I sleep for hours on end that way, but I have been known to sleep for minutes on end.
But not in the shower. If I fall asleep in the shower, I literally fall down. This happened to my yesterday. I must not have gone down without a fight, all the bottles and in racks and hung on the glass shower door ended up in the bottom of the tub with me.
I checked eyes, coordination and other signs and symptoms. Just a bump on my noggin and a mild concussion. I pretty much slept the next 24 hours away, but I'm feeling much better now.
But that doesn't solve the question... why is the shower the only place I can't sleep standing up?
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@RasmaSandra (97957)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
11 May 19
That is one question I cannot answer for you. Do be careful and glad it was not worse than a bump on the head.
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
11 May 19
Oh and I was looking forward to your answer. ;~)
Thanks, the bump is even almost gone.
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@RasmaSandra (97957)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
12 May 19
@ParaTed2k Look what I found for you.
@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
12 May 19
@RasmaSandra Just to show.my appreciation for this find, I promise to never make or post a video of me using it! ;-)
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@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
13 May 19
@ParaTed2k I think I don't need to do that anymore. I used to study hard during my school days. 

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@kasmakarim (1932)
• Indonesia
11 May 19
What? How can people sleep in that position.
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@jvicentevalera (13671)
• Santiago, Chile
11 May 19
I'd rather sleep on my bed. LOL
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
11 May 19
I wouldn't know, I've never slept in your bed. ;~D
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@jvicentevalera (13671)
• Santiago, Chile
11 May 19
@ParaTed2k I meant I would rather sleep in my bed than standing up. LOL But if you wanna sleep in my bed, you're invited, I can sleep on the couch! haha
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