Well, I guess if you're going to cut yourself...

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...you should do it with something major, right? Like--I don't know--a sword ! Okay, a replica of a Hobbit sword made by Elves -- a replica of Sting, in particular, for those of you who are fans of Lord of the Rings/the movies. I was trying to turn off my lamp, which is underneath the sword, when I knocked over the lamp accidentally and the sword -- I don't even know how, as the lamp isn't even tall enough to hit the sword -- fell off the wall and the blade landed right between my fingers. Yow. Awkward place to put a band-aid, I'll tell you. That sword has been hanging there for years, and that has never happened. Guess there's a first time for everything...