I am being followed. Cookies in my laptop.

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I just read in my laptop that I was being "followed". There are 10 following cookies in my laptop. I wonder what that means. And I wonder if I should worry. If the cookies can follow my while I walk at my house, they should have learned by now of the several times I climb that darn stairway to go to the bathroom. Sometimes, when I´m on the second floor, I also go to see if I can fetch a book to take down (that, after going to the bathroom) If the cookies were nice, they should give me the veggies that are kept in the lower part of the fridge. I don´t like to bend. But maybe the cookies don´t have hands. But then, maybe cookies only follow me when I´m at the laptop. Again, they don´t do their work. They should read my posts, add likes and comment then. I can see them though when I want to buy something. But still, they are late. I had already bought my ticket to Aruba when they started to move so the laptop showed me inexpensive trips to Roma and Paris. They even tell me about trips to Mexico. And I just went there. I wish these cookies could be eaten though. The laptop should give us a cookie treat after we look at the clock and it is 10 pm (too early) and then we look again and it is 1 am (cookie and time to sleep). No, those cookies are not edible. Please, mylotters, enlighten me.