Happy Father's Day (???), 2019

@xander6464 (14508)
Wapello, Iowa
June 16, 2019 4:38pm CST
MyLot Exclusive #213 Some folks say today is Father's Day and some don't. Among the people who say it isn't are some very fine people. Quite a few Very Stable Geniuses who refuse to be taken in by Chinese Hoaxes like Father's Day. They also know that if the Electoral College gets eliminated, no more votes will ever be counted! And how passing Freedom Gas will save us! And many others! The press has treated them Absolutely Unfairly! But even if you believe in the Chinese Father's Day Is Today Hoax, keep in mind that some fathers deserve Father's Day and some don't and I wish that would get more attention. This whole atmosphere which encourages rewards for everyone whether they deserve it or not should be changed. Quickly and decisively. Just as quickly and decisively, I must also warn you about Satan Burgers! But I am going to let my friend Rick handle most of that because I've already worked way too hard today. Televangelist Warns Of Satan Burgers
C-List televangelist Rick Wiles thinks Impossible Burgers are made of demons. Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, and John Fugelsang, hosts of The Young Turks, break ...
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@just4him (162135)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
17 Jun
I'll pass on the Satan burgers. I didn't realize Father's Day was a Chinese Hoax. I thought it was invented by my father to celebrate Father's Day on his birthday.
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 Jun
Your father being born on Father's Day sounds like a conspiracy. The Satan Burgers are soon going to be the only choice. It is very expensive to produce meat and it's getting more so every day. In the not too distant future, very few will be able to afford it but it will be fine because we'll have lab-grown meat---and no moral or ethical concerns to go with it.
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@FayeHazel (29103)
• United States
17 Jun
Your dad was born on father's day? That's brilliant! lol.
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@just4him (162135)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
17 Jun
@xander6464 Yeah, and I think he moved the calendar to make certain it always landed on or near his birthday. If he were still alive he would have been 87 yesterday. It's good there aren't any moral or ethical concerns with them. Still, the name raises issues with me. Then again, I like the real thing. Real beef burgers.
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@FayeHazel (29103)
• United States
17 Jun
Yet again we are on the same wavelength. It's very true. A man can sire a child, but that is a very different thing than being a father, which should include being a role model, being inspiring but not controlling. (Come to think on it, same thing for mother's day too) Freedom gas? Haven't heard of it. It can't be free gas, that would be way too good to be true. lol. Impossible burger made out of shredded demon? Oh dear. Someone doesn't like vegetarian food. Btw I love the idea of lab grown meat even if it is a bit creepy. My apartment building is across the street from a meat market (there are actually 3 meat markets in this small town) - so, as you can imagine when the wind is blowing from the right direction it smells incredible. Though the downside of this is that in the alley is where they bring the cattle to load them in. I don't see anything ... bad... just the cow in a trailer. But that's about enough thinking about "it" for me. I do much better when I can avoid thinking about where meat comes from.
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 Jun
OK...Going to try this again. I answered three times with a really long reply and three times the Internet quit and I had to reboot. So wait, I will post this right now as a test to see if it works.
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 Jun
So far, so good. The test comment posted this time. So I'll try again, only without the magnificent original wording that got lost. Yes, both Father's Day and Mother's Day need to be merit-based. There are plenty who deserve honors and rewards and plenty that don't and we need to stop pretending that simply not using birth-control entitles someone to special consideration all by itself. And that's not even counting the rapists who are fathers because I still have a slim hope in the goodness of humanity that says no one would even consider them in the first place. This is another Aquarian Connection! I have been in favor of lab-grown meat since the first time I read about it several years ago. For moral, ethical, environmental and economic reasons. The economic reasons are the most important---I'm not fooling myself. It would be wonderful if people would embrace lab-grown meat for moral, ethical and environmental reasons but I know most people don't care about them at all. Soon, even cheap cuts of meat are going be very expensive for most people and it;'s going to be the reasonably priced lab-grown meat that sells people. I wish people would like it for the right reasons but that's not the world we live in. This world is going to be sold on the 39 cents a pound Prime Rib. That is indistinguishable from "real" meat. And fine. I can live with that. As long as we quit killing animals and stop overly damaging the environment just to produce meat.
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 Jun
OH! Freedom Gas! Yes, it's a thing. And it isn't ::SPOILER ALERT:: free. The big joke is, "Let's pass Freedom Gas!" U.S. ‘Freedom Gas’ aims to loosen Russia's grip on Europe’s market
https://www.chron.com/business/energy/article/U-S-Freedom-Gas-Aims-to-Loosen-Russia-s-13984066.php?cmpid=ffoil
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@GreatMartin (9150)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
17 Jun
And then there is the guy who has 50 children though he doesn't know most of them--just donates his sperm to whatever woman wants to have a baby!!! Can you imagine that 50 year family reunion!!!!
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 Jun
If Righty were straight, he would be like that...IF he could find 50 women who would sleep with him and that sounds unlikely but go to any Trump rally. There are at least 50 women with no standards at all....HA HA HA, that's very funny but no, I don't have to go to Trump Rallys to pick up girls...As far as you know.
@RasmaSandra (29018)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
17 Jun
Just what we need with all the other crap in this world - Satan Burgers.
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 Jun
I'm glad Satan is diversifying. He's always been big in the music industry and he's been pretty successful at it but kids aren't buying albums anymore. It's time for him to get into food.
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• Preston, England
18 Jun
Today the news was more like April Fool' Day than Father's Day. Freedom Gas is more flatulent than a whoppee cushion, and I so want to try a Satan Burger.
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
19 Jun
I really want Satan Burgers, too. And I'm really glad that Satan is doing something besides music. It was about time he got into food.
• Preston, England
19 Jun
@xander6464 Would you like brimstone with that sir?
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@xander6464 (14508)
• Wapello, Iowa
19 Jun
@arthurchappell Make mine a double!
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