Do You Speak In Adult Code In Front Of Your Children?

Canada
October 10, 2019 4:12pm CST
Funny the code words adults develop, when they don’t want kids to know something. “Yeah, Hubby went to the adult store and bought barley juice, tomato juice, white grape juice, and a Russian drink with ginger and mint.” In other words, beer, Caesars (Bloody Marys with clam juice - it’s a Canadian thing!), white grape juice, and a couple of Moscow Mules. Fortunately the child of whom I speak is so well behaved, who needs alcohol anyway? It’s other friggen adults who drive me to drink!!!! What are some of the adult code words you came up with? Did they work? LOL My nephew still doesn’t know what goes on in a liquor store, and as long as he’s a child, we’re going to keep it that way.
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@Aquitaine24 (12000)
• San Jose, California
10 Oct 19
Barley juice and tea are actually quite good
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• Canada
10 Oct 19
Sounds like an interesting combination.
@maximax8 (31042)
• United Kingdom
11 Oct 19
Barley juice sounds cool and so does a Russian drink with ginger plus mint. When I had dogs they new lots of words and what they meant. I didn't walk to say "walk" otherwise they would wish to go out for a walk.
@Janet357 (75638)
10 Oct 19
this is funny:)) well they have this what they call gay language. adult words? hmm no. I hang out with my friends and we just use plain words.