Breaking News From the Enquirer!!
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (86855)
United States
December 22, 2019 6:42pm CST
While in the store today I saw the fabled National Enquirer at the checkout stand. As Joe Jackson famously sang in his song "Sunday Papers," "They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true."
So I know this is true. Right?
A photo of the headline is posted for you to see and believe.
That's right, folks, after 39 years we can release that wrongfully-accused man who admitted to the crime, because now the proof is that J. Edgar Hoover actually killed John Lennon.
Now, HOW a man who died in 1972 managed to kill someone in 1980 is beyond me....
But it MUST be true, right?????
Joe Jackson has the scoop:
Rock Goes To College Hatfield Polytechnic January 14th 1980
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@LindaOHio (222726)
• United States
23 Dec 19
Oh. My. Goodness. What they won't do to sell papers.
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@FourWalls (86855)
• United States
23 Dec 19
They’re improving. At least they didn’t say aliens killed Lennon.....
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
23 Dec 19
Did you know the earth is flat?
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@FourWalls (86855)
• United States
23 Dec 19
Of course! We’ve been through all that about how Australia is fake.
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@Deepizzaguy (122305)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
23 Dec 19
I find it hard to believe that the former FBI Director could come out of the grave and shoot the late John Lennon in New York City in 1980.
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