Trump Talk #5

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Trump talk is a series of fictional thoughts coming from the mind of a deranged person occupying the White House. Let's see, I love my pillow as much as I love cheeseburgers. My hair is as natural as a fake diamond. I am as trim as a tree trunk. I love Fix News...Flax Blues...Fox Fools...Flu Booze...oh what the hell is it called? Anyway, I'm seeing Sean Hermione....Sand Handy Dandy tonight. Just hope I can keep my mind as sharp as attack. Wait! Why do I want to attack? Oh yeah, the Governor of Michigama. What's her name. Governor Twitter...no that can't be right. Oh yes, got to Twitter tonight about that coronaryvirus. Oh well, time for me to take a break. Where's Pence? I need my footstool now! Damn!