Took too big a hit

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I took a hit from my vape pen (for weed, not nicotine) my throat still hurts and so does my head, but I will probably do it again. I didn’t realize vape pens could burn the same way smoking a joint does. Any head started hurting after I spend nearly two minutes coughing. That’s normally what happens though, or it probably should anyhow, cuz that’s your body telling you something is wrong, I mean, assuming your brain is somehow unable to pick up on the fact that you just coughed for two minutes straight. In this case it doesn’t matter, cuz you ain’t gonna die. But what if you ingested poison? More importantly how did you get the poison? Was it rat poison or the kind you have no legal excuse for? Anyway, after coughing and my head hurting so my brain can indicate that coughing a lot means something is wrong (how am I still alive in general) My throat hurts too. Maybe I should have some candy, but I don’t feel like standing up, and would it really help? I just ate an entire box of ice cream sandwich’s, so in a way it would be exercise. Just like it was exercise to go get it. Oh, how funny, a weight loss joke, how clever. Nothing is funnier than an eating disorder. Here, take some drugs to make the pain go away, it’s just like how you eat to make the pain go away, well that’s the same thing here, only with drugs. Fight addiction with addiction? I’ll drink to that!