No parent left behind . . .....

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These are notes written by PARENTS in an Arkansas school district.. (Spellings have been left intact.) 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take pe today. please execute him. 2. Please exkuce Mona for being absent she was sick and I had her shot. 3. Dear school: Please ecsc'S Johnny's being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse Lorrie from jim today. she is administrating. 5. Please excuse Ronald from p.e. for a few days. yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. Todd has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carl was absent yesterday because he was playing football. he was hurt in the growing part. 8. Meg could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chri! s will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse Gary Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Please excuse Peter from being absent yesterday. he had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. 12. Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. he had diarrhea, and his boots leak. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse Jack for being. it was his father's fault. 15. I kept Bill home because she had to go christmas shopping because i dont know what size she wear. 6. Please excuse Jenny for missing school yesterday. we forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. we thought it was sunday. 17. Betty won't be in school a week from Friday. we have to attend her funeral. 18. Please excuse Jonathan for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 19. Please excuse Mandy for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 20. Please excuse Terry. She has been sick and under the doctor.