My niece didn't show up, so I had my friend's dog precede me down the aisle.

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My destination wedding was one of the record books. It wasn't a beach, or the mountains, or on some forgotten island out in the middle of the Atlantic. No, I chose to get married at my nearly deserted mall. What can I say? I've been lonely, and I was ready to take that next step (*cough* again *cough*) in life. The man I chose was handsome, though that's about all I knew about him. We met inside a store that was a hybrid between Spencer's and The Disney Store. He had tattoos and a nose ring, and I had red hair. Anyway, my best friend went to go register our names with the officiant, while my bethrothed and I created a gift registry. Our choices were stuffed animals and keychains, and yes we did argue over which we liked best. This marriage was obviously already off to a great start. The bestie came back and escorted us towards where the officiant was waiting. I looked everywhere for my niece who was going to be the flower girl, but she never showed. My best friend's husband saved the day, however, when he agreed to be the flower girl. That only left someone to walk me down the aisle, and who should save the day but Zeus, my fur-nephew. Yep, he did the honors of walking alongside me. We make it down the aisle only to have something else throw a wrench in our plans. It seems my friend accidentally wrote her name as the grooms, and the officiant refused to marry anyone except the two names on the document. So we got married, what? The wedding was expensive! And then I woke up... But of course you knew that, right? Actually, there were some other details I didn't put in because wow was that a long dream!