November 30, 2006 3:50am CST
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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29 Dec 06
wow, lol that was a nice revenge plan. if she did that to me i would be annoyed, but not too much since my tv has buttons on it to change channel, volume, etc! her idea to stop me, or annoy me, would have no affect. the best one i would say to do, to me that it, is take the batteries out of the remote so i have to get up to change the channel, this annoys me since i usually eat while watching tv and have to move my plate off my legs and sit it down across the room on the table.
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20 Jan 07
A lonely frog, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?" "No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."
3 Jan 07
Two women met in the club room chatting about their husbands. The first one said my hubby has grown 300% impotent. The second one asked how it is that 300%? The first one replied, "Well, you see at his age he is unable to perform that is 100%. Then stupid broke his fingers working on car that is 200% and now if that was not sufficient Jackass has also burnt his tongue gulping very hot coffee in McDonald.