Joke-WOMEN'S REVENGE

wow, lol that was a nice revenge plan. if she did that to me i would be annoyed, but not too much since my tv has buttons on it to change channel, volume, etc! her idea to stop me, or annoy me, would have no affect. the best one i would say to do, to me that it, is take the batteries out of the remote so i have to get up to change the channel, this annoys me since i usually eat while watching tv and have to move my plate off my legs and sit it down across the room on the table.

This is pretty good. My husband does not mind going shopping though, so this would never happen to him.

Now why didnt i think of that lol thanks

That's funny but oh so true! Ever notice how a guy will sit there for a half hour hitting the remote when the batteries die but they won't get up to get news ones for it.

Good joke.. But the husband would find another way to find the sports channel even without the remote.

A lonely frog, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?" "No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

Two women met in the club room chatting about their husbands. The first one said my hubby has grown 300% impotent. The second one asked how it is that 300%? The first one replied, "Well, you see at his age he is unable to perform that is 100%. Then stupid broke his fingers working on car that is 200% and now if that was not sufficient Jackass has also burnt his tongue gulping very hot coffee in McDonald.

Oh that is funny now hr will have to ge up and turn the channel or watch whatever is on the channel until she gets back. Good one lol.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor

That is great revenge. I should do that too.