jokes / funny things
By lrajnish
@lrajnish (170)
India
November 30, 2006 4:46am CST
guys n gals...
lest us all post some jokes or funny things here... i will rate each one here...
1 response
@sukeshkumarnayak (2003)
• India
30 Nov 06
Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets Completely dark. Suddenly
there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel. The Women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent
slap. All of them remain diplomatic and Nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya.
Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper That
she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia Instead and got
slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
Another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...JAI HIND !!!!!
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@lrajnish (170)
• India
1 Dec 06
here is another one...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed
out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The
professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to
his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This
student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
