I Have to Laugh…

Put the lime in the Listerine, ahem, coconut!  Photo taken by and the property of FourWalls.
@FourWalls (61951)
United States
January 24, 2022 6:50pm CST
But I AM grateful. Last week I had my crawl space inspected. They did a very thorough job (they were down there for over an hour, and I was beginning to worry if they’d discovered a portal to the lost city of Atlantas or something). They gave me a very good price (well, relatively speaking) for the maintenance and repair work, so I decided to utilize their company. (Quick aside: they had a level down there, and told me there was no foundation problem. That was a blessing, given that 2008 earthquake felt like a truck hit the side of the house!) So here’s where it got humorous. The office called this evening to set up the appointment for the work, and to arrange the financing. As soon as the guy hit “enter” my phone started going off. LifeLock sent me a message, telling me someone was opening an account in my name. Then my MasterCard dinged with the same message. Then my American Express sent me a message. And here comes the Visa message right after that!!! Darn my rotten luck, I cancelled my Discover card, or they would have been sending me a message, too! One second, five messages. As I said, it’s kind of funny that my phone lights up like a Christmas tree with all these notifications while I’m on the phone getting the approval. But it is most comforting to know that those “credit monitoring services” work. And they work very well. So if you have a credit card you should have the option of free credit monitoring (or they may just do it automatically). Take advantage of it. It does give peace of mind. As for the Listerine bottle pictured, it really has nothing to do with home improvements or credit scores or credit monitoring services, but I also had to laugh when I saw that in the store. Harry Nilsson’s song inspired a mouthwash flavor!!!! Here’s the Nilsson song:
Official Audio for "Coconut" by Harry NilssonListen to Harry Nilsson: https://HarryNilsson.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to Harry's YouTube channel: https://Harry...
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@askme123 (6150)
25 Jan 22
LOL.Never try this flavor before
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@FourWalls (61951)
• United States
25 Jan 22
I didn’t try it, either. I’m sort of afraid to try it.
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@askme123 (6150)
25 Jan 22
@FourWalls I prefer the mint one
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• Nairobi, Kenya
25 Jan 22
Thank you for sharing the song that inspired a mouthwash flavor. So who was opening an account in your name?
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@FourWalls (61951)
• United States
25 Jan 22
Me! That’s why they send the alerts: if it’s NOT you, then you notify them and they kill the account.
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• Nairobi, Kenya
25 Jan 22
@FourWalls alright. I guess it's a normal security check message
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@wolfgirl569 (94778)
• Marion, Ohio
25 Jan 22
Thats a lot of warnings. They tried to move very fast
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@FourWalls (61951)
• United States
25 Jan 22
I think it’s actually very good that they give you an instant warning about a new account being opened. It’s a true blessing that they are taking such proactive measures to help protect identities!!!
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@wolfgirl569 (94778)
• Marion, Ohio
25 Jan 22
@FourWalls I meant trying to get the accounts opened.
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@RasmaSandra (73219)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
26 Jan 22
I know that song and the coconut, I stopped using credit cards a long time ago and only have a debit card,
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@JESSY3236 (18885)
• United States
25 Jan 22
I may have to try that mouthwash.
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@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
26 Jan 22
It is very good to know the monitoring is paying attention.
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@BarBaraPrz (45437)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
25 Jan 22
I wonder what it tastes like, really.
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@RebeccasFarm (86520)
• United States
25 Jan 22
Hmmm..lovely Listerine Aw dear Harry bless RIP Yes I have tons of free monitoring thanks Four Walls
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@Dena91 (15843)
• United States
25 Jan 22
It will be a big NO for me and that flavor mouthwash. Great news there is no major damage because of the earthquake. Glad those companies did their job while you were on the phone.
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@kobesbuddy (74425)
• East Tawas, Michigan
25 Jan 22
Doggone it, I'm allergic to coconut! LOL
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@LindaOHio (155562)
• United States
25 Jan 22
WTH? Your notifications certainly do work well! I think I'll pass on the mouthwash.
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@DocAndersen (54413)
• United States
25 Jan 22
i would think if they found a path to Atlantis they would have given you a discount - finders 50/50 kind of thing
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