Conservative Mudville Just Got More Muddy (MyLot Exclusive #846)

@xander6464 (40884)
Wapello, Iowa
January 26, 2022 11:44am CST
There is no joy in Conservative Mudville tonight. The mighty Donny has struck out. He isn't in the Penalty Box. Not Yet. But the bell in the Box Tower is tolling. "Fraud!" cry the maddened red-hatted thousands, and the echo answers, "Fraud!" But it does no good. All they get for their unending sobbing is more grim melancholy. The blizzard of mud keeps pouring down and the wet dirt piles higher and higher. Submitted for your approval, three headlines from this very morning's paper: *Thailand first in Asia to move to decriminalize marijuana *France bans gay 'conversion therapy' with new law *Support your children if they are gay, pope tells parents Three more strikes. Three more mortal blows to Conservative Fundamentalist Ideals. But that's not all. It's never all. Right now, as we speak, there's a Trans Umpire in Georgia, who's clearing her throat and preparing to say to the Mighty Donny, with a smile of Christian charity, "My name is Sue. How do you do? Now, you going to the hoosegow, boy!" Meanwhile, in the favoured land of Liberal Mudville, the sun is shining bright. The band is playing and hearts are light. People are laughing and children shout. But that, as they say, is another story for another day. ************** News Thailand first in Asia to move to decriminalize marijuana CHALIDA EKVITTHAYAVECHNUKUL. Associated Press Jan. 25, 2022 Updated: Jan. 25, 2022 4:29 p.m. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Thailand-first-in-Asia-to-move-to-decriminalize-16802052.php -------------------------- Associated Press France bans gay 'conversion therapy' with new law https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/france-bans-gay-conversion-therapy-with-new-law/ar-AAT9SGY?ocid=uxbndlbing -------------------------- Reuters Support your children if they are gay, pope tells parents By Philip Pullella - 5h ago
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@FourWalls (62172)
• United States
26 Jan 22
The Mormons are going, “Whew! GAY conversion. Thought they were banning us!”
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@FourWalls (62172)
• United States
26 Jan 22
@xander6464 — I heard about the cops being called in when one of them got out of hand…..
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
26 Jan 22
@FourWalls I love my friends at the New York Times but I never fail to remember that they are called the Fake Dishonest Disgaceful Liberal Press for a reason. And neither should you.
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
26 Jan 22
You really should start coming to the meetings. Have I ever told you how fun meetings are?
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@RebeccasFarm (86764)
• United States
26 Jan 22
Is that all?
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
26 Jan 22
It's all for this morning. Stay tuned for this afternoon's news.
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• United States
27 Jan 22
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@FayeHazel (40248)
• United States
26 Jan 22
Those are some good news stories worth celebrating
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@xander6464 (40884)
• Wapello, Iowa
27 Jan 22
It's like getting a little rain during a drought.
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