Are You Bored Enough To Try This? (MyLot Exclusive #851)

@xander6464 (40890)
Wapello, Iowa
January 30, 2022 11:41am CST
Are you tired of playing and/or simply watching football on TV? Baseball? Basketball? Tennis? Golf? Soccer? And many others? If you answered yes, no, maybe or perhaps to any, all or some of the above questions, you have yet again come to the right place. Because I'm about to tell you about the brand newish sport of EXTREME IRONING. Or maybe I'll skip that, since you can read about it in the link below, and just say that all the humanoid Aliens out there in hiding need to get on our more popular dating apps and start seeing Earthlings. Because our gene pool obviously needs to be freshened up a bit. How else could you explain Extreme Ironing being a thing? ************** THE FINELY PRESSED, DEATH-DEFYING WORLD OF EXTREME IRONING Domesticity has never been so dangerous, as these daredevils jump from planes, scale mountains and head to the bottom of the ocean, all in pursuit of a little excitement, a great view and perfect creases
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/extreme-ironing?utm_source=GetTheElevatordotcom
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@much2say (53944)
• Los Angeles, California
31 Jan 22
Next thing ya know there will be Extreme Dishwashing, Extreme Floor Sweeping, and Extreme Toilet Cleaning . Hey, maybe we'll see the Extreme Domestic Olympics !
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@xander6464 (40890)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 Jan 22
I predict that Extreme Toilet Cleaning will be a big hit.
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@Grat15 (439)
• Singapore
31 Jan 22
HIHIHI... Extreme Toilet Cleaning.. ...
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@xander6464 (40890)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 Jan 22
@Grat15 There is an audience for everything.
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@DWDavis (25812)
• Pikeville, North Carolina
30 Jan 22
How much distilled spirits had those who conceived of this "sport" imbibed before embarking on this activity?
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@xander6464 (40890)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 Jan 22
That is a very good question. And the next question is why didn't the liquor companies sponsor them?
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@ptrikha_2 (45543)
• India
31 Jan 22
I would rather do a Doctorate in the relative amount of bloating and gas produced in our body if we have High carbs vs High proteins vs Fats. Or different sleep times. Or effect of watching Horror shows on our sleep and dream patterns! But well, different people have different things to explore!
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@ptrikha_2 (45543)
• India
1 Feb 22
@xander6464 Vanny does a lot of research on Gas N Flatulence but as of now she is looking after her father who is beginning to have memory issues. Tough life!
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@xander6464 (40890)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 Jan 22
The bloating and gas production research is not only fascinating but now is also very necessary since flatulence sales are becoming an important part of the economy and there are health risks that need to be understood and conquered. ----------------------- Woman Who Made $200,000 From Selling Farts In Jars Suffers Heart Attack Scare Caused By Excess Gas ---------------------------- I also like the horror show/sleep/dream pattern research idea. It's much better than ironing.
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@ptrikha_2 (45543)
• India
1 Feb 22
@xander6464 Yes. At times, ageing can be painful. At 44 + I am trying not to overeat and be reasonably physically active. Mind wise, I am often being accused of being much younger!! ( often in a negative way)
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