Why I Wanted to Be a Celebrity---Because There Doesn't Seem to Be a Better Way to Get People to Take My Advice

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That's one of the main reasons I use Twitter---because "all the celebrities" use Twitter, right? https://profilerehab.com/twitter-help/celebrity_twitter_list So of course they want to hear what "their most amazing audience-member" (me) has to say about ... everything, right? Well, apparently not unless I'm talking about 'them specifically'; because most of the 'celebrities on Twitter' (that I follow) don't follow me back. They don't want any tips on how they should live---they KNOW how to live, and they've done all the learning they need to; right? (They can't all earn 7 college degrees like James Franco!)