It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1028)

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Well, shake it up, baby, now! You def look like big fun. And you couldn't have picked a better night for it. Cause it's Friday here in the Neon Fun Jungle and we are gearing up for another Million Cigarette Weekend. Actually, it's our first ever Million Cigarette Weekend but it's pretty near identical to our usual Million Dollar Weekends. The small change is because my friend and yours, Steve Bannon, had kind of a bad day in court this afternoon. So he's going to be spending some time in jail---Somewhere between 30 days and two years--- and many of my Legal Experts come to me and say, "Sir, cigarettes are more valuable than dollars in prison." You know how it works. The Ninth Caller wins the Million Cigarettes. IF he or she can correctly answer tonight's Totally Tubular Trivia Test. If he or she cannot provide the correct answer, the prize doubles and rolls over to next weekend. Your thoughts and prayers for Steve to be the ninth caller with the right answer are greatly appreciated. #ForTheLordHearsTheNeedyAndDoesNotDespiseHisOwnPeopleWhoArePrisoners. Even Steve Bannon? Maybe. But I'm glad I'm not gonna be him on Judgement Day...The next one, the Big One and by the same token, I'm glad I wasn't him today during the Big Judgement Day's Opening Act. ************** CBS News Steve Bannon guilty of criminal contempt of Congress Robert Legare - 2h ago