Kamala's Border Crisis Declaration
@everwonderwhy (6697)
September 16, 2022 9:37pm CST
Finally, from her home in Washington D.C., VP Kamala Harris is pleased to announce her 180 degree turn-around change of heart.
This is what the VP Kamala Harris had to say with a maniachal cackle mixed with gleeful pride, "I am surrounded by knowable crisis in the deepest part of my heart. As you know, and I know that you-- millions of shes, hes, theys and all knowable genders made known to you and me-- our world we live in is undoubtedly safe and secure ... cackle... cackle... cackle.
This border crises surrounding my house is indeed a Border Crisis."
As I write this post, I am in tears.
Photo: Screenshot
WASHINGTON, DC — The situation of migrants being transported throughout the United States escalated even further today as Vice President Kamala Harris spoke to the media and officially declared a crisis at the border surrounding her residence in Washington
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@everwonderwhy (6697)
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18 Sep 22
I know right? I believe that most Venezuelans escaping socialism are conservative in their values. I hope that they find their dream of success shortly after socialist Biden administration leaves the presidency. And Kamala be flown to Venezuela.
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@CarolDM (203451)
• Nashville, Tennessee
18 Sep 22
@everwonderwhy I too wish them the best. Love your last words. And that would be hilarious if she were flown there.
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@everwonderwhy (6697)
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17 Sep 22
I think she changes gender identity every now and then depending on who she is talking to.
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@FourWalls (62517)
• United States
17 Sep 22
I do feel sorry for the individuals being used as pawns between the two parties, but I do find the “NIMBY” mentality (Not in My Back Yard) pops up pretty darn quick when those “it’s not my problem so I’ll make laws about it without knowing what I’m talking about” people suddenly find out what the border issue is all about.
I love the Babylon Bee, one of my favorite satirical news sites.
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@1creekgirl (40641)
• United States
17 Sep 22
I think every politician in Washington DC including the President and Harris should be made to spend a month in the towns right on the southern border.
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@Nakitakona (56302)
• Philippines
5 Oct 22
That's border crisis your country has. Ours is terrible especially the bad effect of inflation. Prices are spiralingly rocketing high.
