It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1171)
By Greg
@xander6464 (45328)
Wapello, Iowa
December 9, 2022 11:25pm CST
It's another bigly cold and wet Fractious Friday here in the Neon Fun Jungle. The good news is that the rain hasn't turned into snow. Yet.
We weren't planning on starting a Trillion Soggy Dollar Weekend tonight but since everything is soaked, we don't have any choice.
We also weren't planning on telling you about the Toaster Bath Bomb ((Linked Below)). But, since my Agent, Drusilla, gave me one today and no one else has any ideas, we are likewise stuck with it.
Dru calls the Toaster Bath Bomb an early Christmas present and she thinks it's pretty funny. It feels like more of a fake dishonest Yelp review disguised as a political statement and all dressed up to look like a toaster masquerading as a bath aid to me.
Either way, the laugh's on her. Because I don't take baths. Well, not alone. So, not lately, for that matter, and if you want to know more about that sad story, you'll have to go to my MyLot After Dark Channel.
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These Toaster Bath Bombs Are a Hilarious Gag Gift For Bath Takers
Date Published: 12/05/2022 3:33 PM
You walk into Bed, Bath, and Beyond, you walk past the bed section, and just past the bath section, before you reach beyond, you'll most likely find one of these hilarious bath bombs! It's a toas...
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@FourWalls (77062)
• United States
10 Dec 22
That is pretty funny. Of course I have a sick sense of humor and an uncle who’s a clown.
Hope the snow stays away from you.
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@GreatMartin (23670)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
10 Dec 22
We are having a 'cold wave'--only a high of 82 today and will go down into the 60s tonight!
