A Pinch Of Salt (MyLot Exclusive #1353)

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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. --------------Groucho Marx It is Fête Nationale Française, AKA Bastille Day, AKA Le 14 Juillet, Eve here in the Neon Fun Jungle. It is also National French Fry Day. Is this a coincidence? The far more bigly important question is, "Why aren't I in Paris right now?" Is there ever a more appropriate time to be in France? I posed those very queries to my friend Q and he was as helpful as ever. "Sir, have you forgotten it's Thursday The 13th?" He said. "The reason you are here instead of where you should be is obvious. But since you are a simpleton, I will spell it out for you. Hunter Biden, aided, funded and abetted by George Soros, all under the iron thumb of the Deep State, have usurped the calendar and Satan has done the rest by making today unlucky. Only President Trump can save us and get you to where you need to be." With that in mind, let's go to right now and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Free French Fry Deals Of The Month Club Free French Fry Deals For Today are. Au Revoir! ************** FOOD National French Fry Day 2023: Get free food or deals at McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's Mike Snider USA TODAY