Have You Ever Not Been Able To Pee For A Drug Test?

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I am not sure what made me think of this other than I had to go pee right then. I had a pretty full cup of coffee that was kind of getting cold. I thought to myself, might as well chug this so I do not have to go pee 10 times in the next hour, get it all out at once. See, I am smart sometimes. It made me remember one time when I was in MOS school in Marines. We had a surprise drug test. Of course, most of us did not have to go. It sucks too because you just want it to be over with. I was chugging water all morning and still did not have to go. By the time I had to go, get up to go let my class Sergeant know I was ready. He was like damn devil dog, you took to long. The pee inspector went to lunch. I was like are you serious? He is like, "as a heart attack." You will have to wait till he gets back. Dammit, because now I am starting to really have to go. Another 15 minutes go by and now my bladder, kidneys and liver all feel like they about to explode. Sergeant asks if I was alright? Not really, you look like you are in pain. I am! He is like you might as well go now, you probably drank enough to where you will be going every five 5 minutes for next two hours. True, so I went and as soon as I went the pee inspector dude came back from lunch. I was like don't worry Sergeant I bet I can still fill up 5 of those cups. Anyone have any funny drug tests stories?