TOWBOAT USA to the rescue
By DW Davis
@DWDavis (25797)
United States
August 11, 2023 8:20am CST
As I was about to sit down in the outdoor annex of the RSL mobile office to begin today's work, I noticed a pair of boats moving slowly toward the boat ramp. The lead boat was a bright red TOWBOAT USA boat, the one the water equivalent of AAA. The boat being towed was a pontoon boat, or as they're known around here, a party barge.
It is common practice here on the lake to beach your boat near your campsite and tie it off to a tree or other fixed point. You might also set the anchor on the beach and drive the flukes into the sand. Whichever method you choose, it is key to make sure the boat is securely in place.
From the conversation coming over the water from the dock, this boat's owner didn't do that. He got up this morning and his boat was gone. No, it wasn't stolen. He spotted it adrift out on the lake. Hence the call to TOWBOAT USA.
I can imagine the awful feeling the owner felt when he first noticed his boat missing, and the relief he felt when it reached the boat landing.
I wonder if he'll learn to tie better knots or buy a bigger anchor.
In his honor, I offer the following music video.
https://youtu.be/uI7Ghu1FpnQ
That's how my Friday started. How's yours going so far?
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@FourWalls (86812)
• United States
11 Aug 23
Iām waiting for a contractor to get here for a price quote on a new privacy fence.
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@FourWalls (86812)
• United States
11 Aug 23
@DWDavis ā I had a privacy fence but my favorite punk band Hurricane Ike and the Ice Storms, took them down. The next door neighbor has a dog that can jump that 4ā chain link and have me for dinner before anyone knows what happened.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
11 Aug 23
@FourWalls Might I suggest a high-voltage cattle prod to keep on hand until the new fence is built?
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
11 Aug 23
Are you replacing a fence or putting one up for the first time?
When we bought our house 29 years ago, we put up a chain link. I wanted a privacy fence but K didn't want to feel walled in. After the house next door changed owners, she was wishing she'd listened to me.
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@wolfgirl569 (135910)
• Marion, Ohio
11 Aug 23
That could be as scary as finding your car gone
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@wolfgirl569 (135910)
• Marion, Ohio
11 Aug 23
@DWDavis That was a nice thing. Hope he ties it better now
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@snowy22315 (209084)
• United States
11 Aug 23
Very cool, I never heard of Towboat USA and living here on a large lake you would think I would be familiar.
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@RasmaSandra (98072)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
11 Aug 23
I am glad this story had a happy ending, I know the guy will make sure his boat is secure from now on,
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@LindaOHio (222641)
• United States
12 Aug 23
Thank goodness for the towboat. My day is OK. Just MyLotting. Have a great day.
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