Gaps And Cracks (MyLot Exclusive #1409)

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The America-Hating Regulation-Crazy Woke Liberal Mob, AKA my Editors, say I can't write any Halloween posts before October 1. My favorite Upstairs Chronologer, whoever she may be, says that's in three days because September only has 30 days this year. But that doesn't matter. Because the America-Hating Regulation-Crazy Woke Liberal Mob, AKA my Editors, aren't the boss of me. I can do anything I want. Completely unrelated to everything I've said thus far, don't construe this as a Halloween Post. Because it's not. It is also not, as some are claiming, a shady and very unethical way of exploiting gaps and cracks in the rules. Instead, it is an educational type of informational post about vampires and why they hate garlic that has nothing (Necessarily) to do with Halloween. I learned all about this the other day in Transylvania. I was there to personally supervise the launch of my latest Side Hustle, The Crossroads, a cafe/gift shop in Dracula’s Castle where you can get pastries, sandwiches, coffee, tea and sodas as well as a wide variety of products including cross-shaped items, stakes, garlic articles, silver bullets and my own brand of holy water for personal protection from vampires and werewolves and all your decorative needs. And now it's time to tell you why vampires are repelled by garlic. Which I would do, if we weren't out of time. But we are, so I found an article that will tell you all about it and it's linked below. ************** Why Can’t Vampires Eat Garlic? Vampires, like mosquitoes, are said to be repelled by the pungent plant. By Alexia Kontolemos Sep 11, 2023