A joke...don't take it seriously!

India
December 2, 2006 2:54am CST
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife . Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour...
10 responses
• Philippines
3 Dec 06
lol.. thats new ah! i really laugh withthat. thanks for posting that joke. i guess your right women are really clever jsut because thats our nature so we can keep up with guys.. am i right? lol
@ru88en (2997)
• Philippines
3 Dec 06
Ok. You are right. I should not take this seriously. Jokes are good, it adds color to our life. Good luck.
@ossie16d (11821)
• Australia
2 Dec 06
I have several variations of this joke, but this is the only one with this same punchline. Thanks for the laugh, it is much appreciated. :)
• Hong Kong
2 Dec 06
Interesting,I found it funny even I;m a female,and I totally agree with you.we do think we are smart but turn out we just fool ourselves.
• India
3 Dec 06
i totally agree.
@ravihere (164)
• India
2 Dec 06
Nice one pal.
@jaginfo2006 (1757)
• India
2 Dec 06
well i have not
@baysmummy (1637)
• Australia
2 Dec 06
OMG lol now that was funny, and well i must admit i am a woman and i never listen! i hope you dont mind i might forward this to my father inlaw i know he will enjoy it!
@yoshpow (339)
• France
2 Dec 06
i agree with u
@prenuer (277)
• United States
2 Dec 06
Her third wish should have been "I want to be in love with my husband and he in love with me". What do you think would have happened then?