It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1601)
By Greg
@xander6464 (41090)
Wapello, Iowa
May 21, 2024 12:37am CST
We'll get this Hard Monday Morning rolling with the obvious: If you're above the 45th and/or 49th parallel(s), Happy Victoria Day ((#OWeLoveCanada!))! Hope you enjoy your holiday!
Now, let's move on to the unexpected but very welcome surprise(s): "Trump Trial Comes to a Close, Giuliani Served at 80th Birthday & Aunt Chippy Gets Pranked Again!" ((Explanatory Monologue Linked Below)).
You read that right. The trial that many people said wouldn't end until August concluded today. And it's not even June yet!
This is the best Victoria Day present I've ever gotten! So far. And Rudy got served at his own birthday party! Thank you, Vicky!
If you're below the the 45th and/or 49th parallel(s), don't fret. Just funnel some campaign funds to me by having Michael Cohen write me a check for $130,000 and I'll sign the NDA and no one will ever know! ((#ThisPlanAlwaysWorks)).
#YouOnlyHaveToConvinceOneJuror
#GoodLuckWithThat
With that in mind, let's go to a couple of hours ago and see what the Cosmic Universal Explanatory Monologue Of The Month Club Explanatory Monologue For Today is.
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Trump Trial Comes to a Close, Giuliani Served at 80th Birthday & Aunt Chippy Gets Pranked Again!
Updated 8:41 PM ET, Tue February 6, 2024
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@annierose (20243)
• Philippines
21 May
Happy Victoria Day to those celebrating up north! Thank you for the update and the chuckle with your creative take on the news. Here's to a day filled with unexpected surprises and good humor! Keep enjoying the holiday, and thanks for sharing the news with such flair!
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@xander6464 (41090)
• Wapello, Iowa
21 May
Thank you, Ann. This is the best Victoria Day ever.
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@annierose (20243)
• Philippines
21 May
@xander6464 I'm glad to hear you're having a fantastic Victoria Day! May the rest of your day be just as enjoyable and filled with more delightful surprises. Here’s to making the best of special days like today! Cheers!
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@xander6464 (41090)
• Wapello, Iowa
21 May
@annierose Well, the rest of my Victoria Day is kind of over already because it's Tuesday now here. But just barely. And yesterday was the best Victoria Day ever.
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