Stormy Night (MyLot Exclusive #1602)

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True friendship withstands time, distance, and silence. ---------------Isabel Allende All day Sunday, Sunni Skies, my favorite Upstairs Head Weather Girl and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Meteorological Affairs, promised that both Monday and today would be stormy all day. There was nothing yesterday, not even a single drop of rain. And it was the same today. Until about thirty minutes ago, when it finally started raining, thundering, and lightning. #IOnlyHireTheBestPeople At this juncture, I need to prudently respond to the people who are now saying, "Sir, why did you wait until it started raining to start writing? The Internet is likely to annoy you by going out and it'll all be your own fault!" With, "Hey! Do I barge into your office and tell you how to do your job?" Now, it's just as prudent to point out that their reply, "Are you kidding me, Sir? You barge in here about 50 times a day and try to tell me how to do everything. Especially when I'm changing or trying to take a bath. I really need to call Maintenance and have them put a lock on this door," is all lies. George Soros pays them to spread that Fake News. He gives them the big money, too----1.75 cents a word. My friend Harlan used to call the practice, "Honorable Whoredom at a Penny a Word ((Linked Below))." Because, he, too, always made way more than I do. Sure, that 1.75 cents a word is more than five times what I make but I get something they'll never have. I get to tell the Truth. About everything, all the time. That's priceless! Money can't buy honesty! Plus, on my MyLot AfterDark Channel, I get to tell the Truth you actually care about and want to read. That's Double Priceless. ************** Honorable Whoredom at a Penny a Word Paperback – November 13, 2013 by Harlan Ellison (Author)