Rock Throwing Doesn't Pay (Mylot Exclusiveve #1904)

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Well, I courted her as proper as proper can be. First off I wrote her a love note asking her to go on out with me. And then I tied it on to the prettiest rock ya ever did see. And then I give it the prettiest toss ya ever did see...right through the front window!” --------Ernest T. Bass. Good Afternoon, Radio Rangers! Sorry, I'm so hot and sweaty and late. It's not my fault. I just got back from my chess lesson, which went into extra innings because Rhonda Rook, my favorite Upstairs Chess Coach, was late. As usual. So I didn't have time to shower before coming here. We worked on one of my favorite moves today, tactical pins. I don't want to brag or anything, but I will, anyway, because I'm really good at them. Instead of boring you with all the chess details, I'll move on to, pin, if you will, the main Topic Du Jour, the conclusion of the Ernest T. Bass case. Many people mistakingly call it the Joseph Koenig Case, because Ernest T. Bass isn't technically directly involved. But he did obviously inspire the whole thing. Here are the official details, if you're interested, "Jury finds Joseph Koenig guilty of murder in deadly rock-throwing trial ((Article Linked Below))." An interesting detail that the Fake Lamestream Liberal Press isn't reporting for very Sus reasons is that Joe Koenig was arrested by an off-duty gas station attendant, shouting, "Citizens' Arrest!!!! Citizens' Arrest!!!" ************ CBS News Jury finds Joseph Koenig guilty of murder in deadly rock-throwing trial Story by Christa Swanson • 3d • 2 min read